Dragons, galaxies, and Pluto’s plight

Me and Gibran and Quinton have this group we made that believes in everything. We believe in things a lot of people just don’t believe in these days. Like dragons and other galaxies. You know what else we believe? That frozen Pluto really is a planet. I feel bad for frozen Pluto because now they say it’s not a planet. But I believe it’s a planet. I always have.

[Dad's Note: When the International Astronomical Union (IAU) formalized its definition of a planet in 2006, it was determined that Pluto didn't meet it, and it's classification changed from planet to not-quite-planet. Bridger categorically rejects the reclassification of "frozen" Pluto.]